Sunday, November 2, 2008

Top 5's now and for a better tomorrow

I like the idea of regularly posting top 5 lists.  I feel like they serve many useful purposes; they are entertaining, may hip folks to new and interesting shit, and give insight into the creators psyche.  "Why a top 5?" you may ask.  Allow me to answer.  5 is short and sweet.  It is a large enough sample to give a good idea into the opinions and predispositions of the creator and is short enough for me to reasonably tackle.  Besides top ten's test the limitations of human interest and that asshole david letterman already runs that shit.  Fuck david letterman, he is rude and boring.  He's a talentless twat, throwback who hasn't said anything funny since the reagan administration.  Fuck him.  Anyhow, I digress.  Here are some top 5's:

Top 5 foods to eat when I'm drunk

1. Pizza
2. Mexican food (muchas gracias, javiers, my kitchen)
3. Hummus with anything (preferences include tofurky, swiss cheese, salt and pepper potato chips, cherry tomatoes, tuna sandwiches)
4. Canned soup
5. Thai leftovers

Top 5 rad animals

1. Lima
2. Wolves
3. Bald Eagles
4. Gnarwhales (sp) I like this spelling even if it's wrong
5. Wild horses

Top 5 things to wear all the fucking time

1. Plaid Flannels
2. Polyester pants (wranglers beats levi's everytime)
3. Rings
4. black leather shoes (there is no wrong occasion)
5. threadbare t-shirts that don't have some shitty companies name on it

Top 5 things that piss me off

1. George Bush ( I don't care what this may make me sound like, that dude is a supreme asshole and I can barely stand the sight of him.  He has single handedly made America suck more than anyone else has.  I routinely fantasize about punching him in the face.
2. The copratization of America
3. Shitty music (The radio)
4. Traffic
5. being hungry, that shit makes me grumpier than a motherfucker


Mike McGonigal said...

I accidentally covered all of your belongings in syrup.

John said...

I know what you're saying about Bush, but really, I'd still rather have a beer with him than John Kerry. I'm not an apologist by any means, and I think he should go to a prison where they still do hard labor, but I just don't think he's that bad of a guy. He's just mis-guided and was in way, way over his head. I'd rather, much much rather, punch Rumsfeld for sure. Or like maybe, who was is that some one called him "the dumbest motherfucker on the planet" or something to that degree? Some architect of the Iraq war pt 2. Also, Obama better cancel all our wars if he really wants to get us on the right track. I know I must sound like sort of a republican or something. I'm so ashamed.

Also, isn't everything from your kitchen mexican food? I know when I make spaghetti or burritos they are definitely fake ethnic food. They are, uh, like Scandanavian food, or something equally disgusting. Nah, I can cook ok, I guess.

Good to see you on the web. I hope you can keep it up.!!