Inaugural blog

I am drunk, have very little useful knowledge of computers, and have never blogged before.  For these and many other reasons there will be no multimedia effects in this post, or perhaps many to follow.  With that said, here is what you, the viewer of this blog, have to look forward to: spelling and grammatical errors a plenty, accounts of my misguided, albeit well intentioned exploits, my opinions and dare I say expertise on a wide range of topics, and hopefully pictures.

I assume that anyone who is reading this blog knows who I am and therefor has a good idea what to expect to come across when reading this blog.  However, this is indeed on the internet and god knows who the fuck is going to stumble across this page thanks to some google search gone awry.  With that said here is what I enjoy thinking and writing about:

1. myself

2. records

3. fashion

4. primal human urges

5. cinema (I am fully aware that this is a pretentious and arguably lame term.  I don't care.)

6. bicycles

7. mostly myself

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, my blog.  Feel free to criticize, lambast, berate, cherish, iconify, or ignore this blog.  I don't know what else to say other than let's get on with it.